{"id":2545,"date":"2016-02-16T23:51:39","date_gmt":"2016-02-16T21:51:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/?p=2545"},"modified":"2016-02-17T23:55:42","modified_gmt":"2016-02-17T21:55:42","slug":"le-monde-du-silence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/?p=2545","title":{"rendered":"Le monde du silence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quand tu es parents de petits en bas \u00e2ges, tu as parfois envie d&rsquo;un petit moment de tranquillit\u00e9 et de silence, seule solution, s&rsquo;\u00e9loigner de ta marmaille, l&rsquo;esprit serein et METTRE LA TETE SOUS L&rsquo;EAU!<\/p>\n<p>Mais quand tu vis sur une \u00eele tr\u00e8s tr\u00e8s loin des grands parents, des tontons tatas, des amis et que la nounou c&rsquo;est pas cadeau, ben il te faut un plan B et THE PLAN B, le voil\u00e0 !!<\/p>\n<p>1- S&rsquo;inscrire \u00e0 un club de plong\u00e9e<\/p>\n<p>3- Troquer une demi-journ\u00e9e avec d&rsquo;autres parents qui ont exactement les m\u00eames besoins (des vacanciers par exemple!)!<\/p>\n<p>ATTENTION : il faut pr\u00e9f\u00e9rer garder les enfants le matin, car quand tu en a 4 \u00e0 g\u00e9rer, les leurs + les tiens, un tout b\u00e9b\u00e9 qui a faim, et 3 autres plein \u00e9nergie, le matin c&rsquo;est mieux que l&rsquo;aprem o\u00f9 ils sont ko mais trop excit\u00e9s pour faire la sieste! SOS SOS SOS! mais bon, t&rsquo;es trop content de le faire, car le matin, t&rsquo;as eu la t\u00eate sous l&rsquo;eau!!<\/p>\n<p>Et \u00e0 partir de l\u00e0,<\/p>\n<p>4- Partir en mer et sous l&rsquo;eau! un r\u00e9gal pour les yeux (et les oreilles!!!) :Pas de bave (que des bulles de mer), pas de b\u00e9b\u00e9s accroch\u00e9 au t\u00e9ton (que des poissons qui baladent), m\u00eame pas ta femme ou ton mec qui peut parler, non, juste le silence !<\/p>\n<p>Voil\u00e0 donc quelques images qui pourront choquer : des parents heureux et SANS leurs enfants !!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0241.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2542\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2542\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0241-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0241\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0241-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0241-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0241-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0241-600x400.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GOPR0121.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2532\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2532\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GOPR0121-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"DCIM100GOPRO\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GOPR0121-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GOPR0121-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GOPR0121-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GOPR0121-600x450.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GOPR0091.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2531\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2531\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GOPR0091-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"DCIM100GOPRO\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GOPR0091-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GOPR0091-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GOPR0091-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GOPR0091-600x450.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0347.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2546\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2546\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0347-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0347\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0347-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0347-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0347-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0347-600x400.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0229.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2541\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2541\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0229-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0229\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0229-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0229-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0229-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0229-600x900.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0224-2.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2539\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2539\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0224-2-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0224 (2)\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0224-2-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0224-2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0224-2-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0224-2-600x400.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0350-2-1.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2548\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2548\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0350-2-1-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0350 (2)\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0350-2-1-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0350-2-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0350-2-1-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/DSC_0350-2-1-600x400.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a>PS: nonnnnnn un enfant a r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 se faufiler sur une image!!! sacril\u00e8ge, ils sont partout!!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quand tu es parents de petits en bas \u00e2ges, tu as parfois envie d&rsquo;un petit moment de tranquillit\u00e9 et de silence, seule solution, s&rsquo;\u00e9loigner de ta marmaille, l&rsquo;esprit serein et METTRE LA TETE SOUS L&rsquo;EAU! Mais quand tu vis sur &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/?p=2545\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-petit-atlas-de-methode-educative"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2545"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2573,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2545\/revisions\/2573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}