{"id":1933,"date":"2015-05-23T21:44:31","date_gmt":"2015-05-23T18:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/?p=1933"},"modified":"2015-05-24T03:06:05","modified_gmt":"2015-05-24T00:06:05","slug":"technique-pour-piquer-les-cocktails-des-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/?p=1933","title":{"rendered":"Technique pour piquer les cocktails des parents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) tu te mets sur leurs genoux au moment de l&rsquo;ap\u00e9ro<\/p>\n<p>2) tu les laisses commander de bons coktails<\/p>\n<p>3) tu attends le moment du coucher de soleil<\/p>\n<p>4) et l\u00e0, tu profites d&rsquo;un moment de faiblesse:<\/p>\n<p>5) il faut vite choper la paille et engloutir la boisson car le soleil se couche vite donc le moment tendre est furtif<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/IMGP7830.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1934\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/IMGP7830-1024x578.jpg\" alt=\"IMGP7830\" width=\"1024\" height=\"578\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/IMGP7830-1024x578.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/IMGP7830-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/IMGP7830-600x339.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a>l\u00e0 on peut remarquer que Janis, cette gloutonne, a plus rapidement vid\u00e9 le verre!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) tu te mets sur leurs genoux au moment de l&rsquo;ap\u00e9ro 2) tu les laisses commander de bons coktails 3) tu attends le moment du coucher de soleil 4) et l\u00e0, tu profites d&rsquo;un moment de faiblesse: 5) il faut &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/?p=1933\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-petit-atlas-de-methode-educative"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1933"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1986,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933\/revisions\/1986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}