{"id":1123,"date":"2013-12-15T17:39:23","date_gmt":"2013-12-15T15:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/?p=1123"},"modified":"2013-12-15T18:00:06","modified_gmt":"2013-12-15T16:00:06","slug":"rupture-de-stock-info-ou-instock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/?p=1123","title":{"rendered":"Rupture de stock? Info ou instock?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Comment \u00e7a il y a une rupture de lait ?? Mais c&rsquo;est impossible? Comment \u00e7a? J&rsquo;ai faim de chez FAIM je pourrais croquer une mamelle de dinosaure du cr\u00e9tac\u00e9s tellement j&rsquo;ai la dalle! On ne rigole pas avec la nourriture, je vous pr\u00e9viens!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/quoi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1124\" alt=\"quoi\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/quoi-681x1024.jpg\" width=\"387\" height=\"581\" \/>ah oui, je vois je vois, J&rsquo;ai l&rsquo;impression qu&rsquo;on me m\u00e8ne en bateau avec cette histoire, hein les coquins?! ??? Je vous ai d\u00e9masqu\u00e9!<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC000831.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1125\" alt=\"DSC000831\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC000831-681x1024.jpg\" width=\"387\" height=\"581\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cette histoire de rupture de stock est impossible car les vaches laiti\u00e8res, comme toi maman, mais c&rsquo;est bien s\u00fbr, elle ne peuvent pas \u00eatre en rupture de stock!!! Vous me fa\u00eetes marcher coquins de vous?? Allez sortez moi cette mamelle et plus vite que \u00e7a!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/langue.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1126\" alt=\"langue\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/langue-681x1024.jpg\" width=\"387\" height=\"581\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mais oui maman, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait pour taquiner,&#8230; je sais que t&rsquo;es pas une vaches! Moi aussi j&rsquo;t&rsquo;ai bien eu??? C&rsquo;\u00e9tait dr\u00f4le hein comme comparaison!?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/janis_sourire.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1129\" alt=\"janis_sourire\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/janis_sourire-681x1024.jpg\" width=\"387\" height=\"581\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/janis_sourire-681x1024.jpg 681w, https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/janis_sourire-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 387px) 100vw, 387px\" \/><\/a>Et pendant ce temps, Mah\u00e9 fait pousser le bl\u00e9 pour nourrir la famille en cas de rupture de stock &#8230; apr\u00e8s un bon repas au soleil, le 15 d\u00e9cembre! C&rsquo;est bon \u00e7a!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00105.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1128\" alt=\"DSC00105\" src=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00105-1024x681.jpg\" width=\"387\" height=\"257\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comment \u00e7a il y a une rupture de lait ?? Mais c&rsquo;est impossible? Comment \u00e7a? J&rsquo;ai faim de chez FAIM je pourrais croquer une mamelle de dinosaure du cr\u00e9tac\u00e9s tellement j&rsquo;ai la dalle! On ne rigole pas avec la nourriture, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/?p=1123\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-famille-et-cochenille"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1123"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1133,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions\/1133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ousontpasseslesdugongs.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}